What The French, Toast?

Have you seen the Orbit gum commercial? The one where the wife walks in on her husband and his mistress in his office and since they’re chewing orbit gum they can’t say bad words so all these hilarious euphemisms or used instead…LOVE IT!!!!

Dirty Mouth Test 37

A woman bursts into an office holding a box. She scowlingly says to her husband: “You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog.”
Husband: What the French toast
Wife: Did you think I wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Wife: Pickle you kumquat!
Husband: You’re overreacting.
Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.

All three of them start fighting, but because they were all chewing Orbit gum, none used dirty language.

The Orbit spokeswoman is off to the side and says, “Fabulous! New Orbit Rasberry Mint cleans another dirty mouth.”